Please note: this is one of many Phineas and Ferb sex episodes I plan to write. Phineas sat under the tree in his backyard. He was alone. The only friend that was still in town was Isabella. Meanwhile, Perry, there pet platypus, walked to the side of the house.
Summary: After watching a long-forgotten VHS tape they found in the garage, Phineas and Ferb decide to make an old-fashioned porno movie. Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas, Ferb, or any related characters. I received no financial compensation for writing this. Note: This story was written to be funny and true to the characters and yet wildly pornographic. Did it work? You be the judge. Note numero dos: This story depicts the title characters and their same-age friends engaging in graphic sexual activity.
Okay, this is my first Phineas and Ferb fanfic and Im trying to do PnF oneshots so I can get my writing urge for it outta the way so I can focus on my other stories. This is also the first PerryxVanessa story for I am credited as being the first fan of it. Now I will tell you right now that this story is meant to be humorous. It is intended to be romantic and sweet but the bulk of the writing is meant to be comedic. What I mean is that you will often find Perry interrupting the story to say something that you may or may not find funny.
I made no money from writing this story. Heinz Doofenschmirtz as his green-furred nemesis burst into his laboratory. The evil scientist threw up his hands. Doofenshmirtz fired a green beam from the inator and scored a direct hit on Charlene. She stopped and looked around for a moment, frowning in puzzlement, then continued toward her car.