Sperm coin bank

Make a deposit at the sperm bank every time you bust a load of coins. Designed after the ever vigilant life giving orifice swimmers, the sperm bank makes an excellent storage spot for loose change and bills. This smartphone-based device comes with a built-in mini microscope so you can perform an in-depth analysis on your spunk. Jesus saves in many ways — but not many people know that he is quite the frugal penny pincher. Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

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Want to save but with a twist? Where deposits are surely welcome every day and early withdrawal certainly will be penalized. Then this special coin bank is made just for you.

It is produced either by defects in the ossification process of the skull bones or failure of the brain to properly enlarge. Genetic factors are involved, but the underlying cause is unknown. It is a relatively common condition, occurring in approximately 1:2000 births, with males being more commonly affected.